MONKEY BUISNESS...

I GOT A TIP OF FROM MY FRIEND PATRIK IN CHINA ABOUT A MONKEY ISLAND IN NHA TRANG. BE A HUGE FAN OF MONKEYS AND HAWLEY YET TOO SEE A WILD ONE, WE COULDN'T PASS A MORNING TRIP TO MONKEY ISLAND BUY.
OF COURSE HAWLEY FED THE MONKEYS AND PLAYED AROUND WITH THEM. IN THE END HE WAS TRYING TO PICK THEM UP. ONE SNUCH AROUND BEHIND HIM. LAUNCHED AND ATTACHED ITSELF TO HIS SIDE AND BIT THE HELL OUT OF HIM!!! IT EVERYTHING I EVER WISHED FOR. THE SCREAM HE LET OUT WAS HILARIOUS!!! LUCKILY IT BIT HIM OVER HIS SHIRT RATHER THAN BARE SKIN AVOIDING SOME SKETCHY DISEASE.
SO WE WENT FOR A LITTLE WALK AROUND THE ISLAND AND STUMBLED ACROSS A MONEKY CIRCUS. THOSE LITTLE DUDES WERE PULLING OF SOME REAL COOL STUFF! AFTER THE LITTLE SOCCER SESSION THE MONKEYS AND TRAINERS BAILED OUT BACK. THEN SOME FUNNY MUSIC STARTED UP AND THE MONEKYS RETURNED ON MINI BICYCLES!!!!! THIS SENT ME OVER THE EDGE OF INSANITY. IT WAS AMAZINGLY FUNNY!!! THANK GOD I FILMED IT!!! I WILL TRY GET A CLIP UP ONE DAY. I REALLY LIKE THE LAST PHOTO. I WAS TRYING TO GET CLOSE TO THEM TO TAKE A PHOTO. BY THE END THEY LOOKED SO ANGRY WITH ME!!! ALSO MAY I ADD HOW MUCH THE LAST MONEKY LOOKS LIKE JAMIE HAWLEY!!!!!!

nha trang, VIETNAM, PARADISE!

WE WENT TO SOME FISHERMAN VILLAGES. THE GYPSY SHANTY HOUSE WAS THE SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FEATURING PANORAMIC OCEAN VIEWS, WELL VENTILATED, WELL LIT WITH A NORTH-WEST FACING ASPECT, SHORT STROLL TO ONE OF VIETNAMS BEST KEPT BEACHES . . . . . . . .





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NHA TRANG, VIETNAM...

THIS PLACE IS AMAZINGLY DOPE. THE BEACH WAS PARADISE. U CAN BUY FRESH COOKED LOBSTER ON THE BEACH FOR $5 AUSTRALIAN. WE HIRED SOME MOTOR BIKES AND WERE BOMBING SOME FUN DAY TRIPS INTO THE DEEP COUNTRY SIDE. IT WAS WAY MORE RELAXED HERE THEN THE RERST OF VIETNAM THAT WE HAD VISITED SO FAR. THE SHOP OWNERS WERE OFTEN SLEEPING RATHER THAN HECKLING YOU. THE SNAKE/SCORPION WHISKEY WAS SO DOPE. WISH I COULD HAVE SMUGGLED IT BACK THROUGH CUSTOMS.

PHOTO INCENTIVES FOR THE FEATCH.

This was in the AUSTRALIAN WIDE sunday paper titled: "IS THIS THE WORST POSSIBLE WAY TO WAKE UP?"

THIS is what happens when you try to take an early-morning nap in the grounds of one of Sydney's top schools.

More than 12 armed police officers in five cars descended on Sydney Grammar School when its alarm went off early yesterday morning.

After searching the premises, they found a man with a skateboard had broken into the gated grounds.

In the ensuing short chase, the man attempted a quick escape by scaling the front fence of the school on College St.

But officers were too quick - cornering him and holding him at gunpoint. The man told police he was looking for somewhere to sleep.

As he was led to a paddy-wagon, he explained: "I figured it would be better to sleep in there than in the park.''

HANOI, VIETNAM.

AFTER THE BOAT TRIP WE WENT BACK TO HANOI FOR A FEW DAYS. I REALLY TRIED TO GET OUT AS MUCH AS I COULD TO TAKE PHOTOS. BUT THE HUMIDITY WAS SO EXTREME THAT THE LENSE OF MY CAMERA WOULD ALWAYS BE FOGGED OUT!!!! SO THESE ARE THE BEST I COULD COME UP WITH!