MENORCA . . .

Theres the most incredible hidden little bay swimming spots scattered around the south of the island. The water is transparent and deep blue . . . no rubbish and unfortunately no Pakistani beer sellers. While going for a snorkel we unfortunately stumbled by a couple in there 60s performing some wild menorqui oral sex . . . The old man was posted up in a cave covering 1/4 of his obese wifes body with a body board as she proceeded to engulf his penis. We laughed so hard we nearly blew there cover. Later on in the evening we ventured to the north of the island because mary had to sell some turbans at a market. Before she began work we went to watch the sun slide away to the west of the island . . .