SAN SEBASTIEN. "THE DOGS BOLLOCKS"

WE ARRIVED THERE AT AROUND 10 AT NIGHT. I THINK WHEN WE ARRIVED QUEEN WAS PLAYING SUPER LOUD AND WE WERE LUCKILY ENOUGH TO FIND A PRIME PARKING SPOT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CITY. NO PLANS FOR ACCOMODATION WE BOMBED OUT...
WE SAW A FAT ASS BABOSA HOMES! I INVESTED IN A CARTON OF DON SIMON SANGRIA AND EVERYONE ELSE WAITED UNTIL WE GOT INTO THE CITY! THE CREW WAS FULL OF EXCITMENT!! UNTIL 55 MINS LATER WHEN WE FOUND OUT ALL BOTTLE SHOPS WERE CLOSING!!! WE WERE RUNNING AROUND LIKE CRAAZZZZZZY TRYING TO FIND A PLACE TO BUY SOME SWEET LIQUOR. BUT NO SUCCESS. THE CREW BUMBED WE BOMBED IT TO THE MAIN SQAURE. FILLED WITH PEOPLE DRINKING ON THE STREETS. GROMMYS EQUIPED WITH A COUPLE HARD BOTTLES OF LIQUOR AND PLASTIC CUPS IN HAND. WE MURDERED SOME DOPE LITTLE STACKS AND THEN BEGUN DOING LAPS AROUND ASKING PEOPLE FOR SOME CUPS OF DRINKS...AHHAHAH REEES AND YANCY WENT TO A BAR AND ME AND MATTY MET AN OLD STREET BRAH WHO GAVE US WINE THROUGH HIS DOPE LITTLE SACK! AHAHHAH WHILE HE WAS POSSING WITH HIS FEATCHED OUT DOG FOR PHOTOS IT BUFFED UP EVERYWERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CLICK ON THOSE PHOTOS THEY ARE SO FUCKING FUNNY!!!
WE THEN JOINED REES AND YANCY IN THE BAR...REES WAS SO FUCKING PSYCHED AS THE SPROWT LEVEL WAS THROUGH THE ROOF! HAHAHAH WE ALL BOOGIED DOWN! AND WE HAD A CROWD AROUND US COS WE WERE DANCING SUPER FUNNY! HAHAHAH. WHEN THE BAR CLOSED A GNARLY ASS FIGHT WHEN DOWN ON THE STREET!!!! (I HAVE SO MANY LITTLE CLIPS. IM GONNA LOOK INTO LOADING ONE A WEEK VERY SOON).
MATTY WAS PURE BLACKOUT BOY AND GOT THE KEYS AND BAILED BACK TO THE CAR EARLY AS HE COULD SEE THE EVIL LOOKS IN OUR EYES. ON THE WAY BACK, SOMHOW HE DROPPED THE KEYS DOWN A DRAIN AND SOMHOW FISHED THEM OUT! LUCCCCKY!!!
THERE WAS SOME OOBER CLUB DOWN ON THE BEACH BUT IT WAS LIKE $30 TO GET IN. FUCK THAT WE SAID!!! I KNEW WE COULD GYPSY OUR WAY IN SOMHOW!!! AND WE FOUND THE SPOT. AROUND THE BACK WE BROKE IN THROUHG A FENCE, BUT WE WERE BEING WATCHED ON SECURITY CAMERA! AS SOON AS WE PUSHED THROUGH THE CURTAINS AND INTO WONDERLAND BOOM A BURLY ASS GAURD WAS WAITING FOR USSSS! HAHAHAHAH. SO WE TRIED AGAIN. SOMHOW I CRAWLED THROUHG SOME LITTLE GAP AND DROPPED THROUGH SOME LITTLE SPACE INBETWEEN WERE THE WALL AND ROOF MEET!! HAHAHAA .
UNFORTUNATLY FOR US EARL;IER WE HAD FOUND 2 NEALLY FULL BOTTLES OF VODKA. THAT RUINED OUR NIGHTS! BLACKOUT IT WAS. WE ALL SLEPT IN THE CAR, ARRIVING BACK THERE AT BROAD DAYLIGHT...PEOPLE WALKING PAST EXERCISING...AND THE GYPSY TOUR WAS IN FULL SWINNNNGGG!!!!!