MONDAY NIGHT! 50 FOOT LAZOR PISS INTO A POOL!!!!

WELL THE PHRASE "BEST NIGHT EVER" GETS LAYED QUIT OFTEN. ESPECIALLY FROM MY MOUTH! BUT THIS NIGHT WAS SOMTHING SPECIAL FOR EVRYTHING. A BUNCH OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR A GOOD 8 YEARS OR MORE. SOME GOOD HOMIES. SOME NOT. THE SMILES WERE FLYING AND OUR LAUGHTER LIT THE SKY!!!
IT BOYS ONLY HAD A COUPLE DAYS LEFT AND IS TILL HAD SO MANY RAD SIGHTS TO SHOW THEM. SO MYSELF, GEORGE AND JAKE SET OUT ON BOARD TO "SAGRADA FAMILIA" A RADDDDD CHURCH DESIGNED BY GAUDI. THE CHURCH IS STILL BEING BUILT AND WONT BE FINISHED IN OUR LIFETIME! ITS HUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGE and theres all tripy stuff on it! BY NIGHT ITS LIT UP AND IS AN AMZING SITE!
AS SOON AS WE LEFT THE HOUSE THE STREET DOG STRACK GOLD! AN OLD BAG WITH 2 AMAZING LEATHER JACKETS INSIDE!!! MY NIGHT OF RADNESS HAD ALREADY DONE! ON THE WAY TO THE CHURCH WE BOMBED NOSEMANUALS AT ARC DE TRIOMPF AND BS NOSE BLIZZZZAS ON CURB POLES! HAHAHAH. IN DESPERATE NEED TO GET TO MANOLLO ASAP WITH MY DISGUST THE BOYS MADE US BOMB A CAB.
WE WERE GREATED BY ALL HOMIES! FINISH HOMEBOYS, SAMOH AND RHYS, MELCHER, RICHIE AND C LAD, REES THE PIECE, JACKBOY, SYDRA AND THERE 2 HOMIES; THE CREW WAS A RAGING! A SLAP FIGHT BROKE UP OUT FRONT DUE TO SOMEDUDES STIKY FINGERS CATCHING AN I POD OF A SPROWTA!
THE BEERS WERE TAPPED AND I DEMANDED ON GOING TO THE SECRET POOL!!!! ITS SITUATED ON THE TOP OF A MOUNTAIN VERY CLOSE TO THE CITY. ON THE WAY I STREET DOGGED A LEG OF HAM AND THE RACK! JACKBOY TROLD ME THE RACK WAS WORTH A LOT SO I CARTERED IT AROUND THE WHOLE NIGHT TO FIND OUT IT WAS FREE WITH THE HAM! HAHAHAH.
TO THE POOOOOOOOOL WE HAD A MAS INTIMIDATING CREWSEPH! WICH WAS AMZING FOR ME! IT FELT LIKE A DREAM! IT WAS ALSO A SOBER WEST FOR SOME WIERD REASON SO I WAS TAKING EVERY DETAIL IN AND PSYCHING OUT ON LIFE!
WHEN WE ARRIVED TO THE POOL WE HAD TO CLIMB A MASSIVE FENCE! THEN THE FIRST HOMIE INSIDE PLACED A BARRIER UP AGAINST IT LIKE LADDER! SO ALL WAS SEXY! LIKE CHILDREN AT DISNEY LAND FOR THERE FIRST TIME EVERYONE WENT WILD SPREADING IN DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS WITH SMILES FROM EAR TO EAR! THE GREATEST PART ABOUT THE POOL WASNT JUST THE AMAZING RESFRESHING WATER. BUT THERES A 50 FOOT DIVING BOARD AND OTHER ASSORTED DIVING BOARDS! THE FEATCH WAS PSCYEHD! SO WE CLIMBED OUT WAY UP! THE STAIRS WERE SMALL FLATS OF WOOD AND U COULD SEE THROUGH THEM THE WHOLE WAY UP! QUIT CARY FOR A SOBER MAN! HAHAHA RICHIE TOOK HIS LAST SIP OF BEER SAID HIS GOODBYES WITH SCRWAMING C LAD BELLOW "NO FEEAATCH U GONNA DIE" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH INTO THE DARKNESS HE DISAPEARED!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BOOOOOOM!!! SOOOOOOOO RAD!!! THEM YOUKIM A HOMIE FROM SWEEDEN BOMBED A FUCKING BACKFLIP!!! IT WAS SERIOUSLY ONE OF THE GNARLIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEEEEEN! PLEASE CLICK ON THE PHOTOS AND LOOK AT THEM BLOWN UP! IT LOOKS LIKE THEY ARE LEAPING INTO HELLLLLLLLLLLLL SANNN!
THE LAUGHTER AT DIMMED! EVERYONE WAS SENSING SOMTHING GNARLY WAS GOING TO GO DOWN! AND OFCOURSE WHEN IT WAS RHYS HORSE GROGANS IT DID! HE BOMBED A PISS OF THE TOP! HAHAHAHAHAH AND I LIT HIS PISS WITH THE RED CAMERA LIGHHT....EVERYONE ERUPTED WITH LAUGHTER!!! "RHYS LOOKED LIKE HE WAS PISSING A LAZER BEAM"-RICHIE! IT WAS HILARIOUS GROGAN THEN REALISED HE WAS STILL FILLY CLOTHED! SO HE THREW HIS CLOTHES TO THE FAT AND BOMBED IT IN WITH A RELAXING MELCHER ENJOYING THE SHOW!
IN THE OTHER POOL FI NISH HOMEBOYS, AND THE OTHER LADS WERE RAGING WITH SOME SPRWOTAS! GETTING VERY CHEEKY SMOKING HASHISH, AND TAKIG PHOTOS OF SEXY GIRLS!
IT WAS COMING ON 5:30 IN THE MORNING! WE DRIP DRYED AND BAILED! I INSISTED THAT WE HIKE IT TO MONT JUIC CASTLE TO WATCH THE SUNRISE OVER THE OCEAN! SOME AGREED SOME BAILED! WHENWE ARRIVED AT THE CASTLE A SECURITY GAURD BUSTED OUT OF A DOOR WITH HIS SHIRT OF AND BELT UNBUCKLED TELLING US WE COULDNT ENTER TILL 9!!!
WE PEARCHED UP IN A DOPE SPOT! AMAZING FEW! SAMOH SLEPT, GEORGE AND I TOOK PHOTOS FOR FROSO (GEORGES MUM) AND WE LAUGHED AND LAUGHED! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM THE SUN STARTED RISING! THE COLOURS WERE AMAZING! U CAN SEE THE WHOLE CITY FROM THERE TO! AND IT IS AMAZING HOW MANU BUILDINGS ARE CONCENTRATED IN THAT SMALL AREA! THE CITY IS HUGGGGGGE!!! IT WAS AN AMAZING MORNING! THE CREW DISPURSED. HEADED BACK WITH SAMOH AND GROGAN. THERE WAS WORD THAT BRETT CHAN WAS IN TOWN. AND BELIEVE IT OR NOT WE SAW HIM ON THE WAY DOWN. ROLLER BLADING DOWN THE AMAZING HILL BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!! HE DEMANDED NO PHOTO BUT I CULDNT HELP MYSELF! THE BOYS BAILED OF AND I LURKED AND MARVELLED AT THE SUNRISE AND TOOK MNY A PHOTO! I THEN BOMBED THE WHOLE HILL MAYBE A 15-20 MINUTE DOWNHILL! THROUHG A SPEED TUNNEL AND ALL! IT WAS AMAZING!!!! ON THE WAY BACK I SAW A BIG ASSSSSS SEAGULL EATING A PIGEON!! PROPER MAWLING IT!
WHEN I ARRIVED HOME I STARTED HAMMERING A STACK AND WAS GREATED BY GEORGE HALF WAY THROUGH- WE LAUGHED AND LAUGHED ABOUT THE NIGHT WICH HAD UNFOLDED! WE HAD BEEN TALKING ABOUT FILMING A DAY IN THE LIFE WITH ME THE WHOLE TIME HE WAS HERE. SO WE BOMBED OUT THE VIDEO CAMERA AND PROCEEDINGS BEGAN! AND TO MAKE IT EVEN MORE SPECIAL IT WAS THERE LAST DAY!!! ILL HAVE THAT CLIP UP ON HERE ON DAY. NOT SOON!