HILLICHIPIRONI.

IT WAS MY GOOD FRIEND REES THE PIECES 35TH BIRTHDAY LOOMING. WANTED TO BUY HIM A COOL PRESENT. SO ONE WET, RIANY, COLD FRIDAY YANCY, MARY JANE AND MYSELF VENTURED TO LAS RAMBLAS AND WE BOUGHT REES A DUCKLING! WE DECIDED WE WOULD KEEP HIM FOR A WEEK AND ATTEMPT TO HOUSE TRAIN HIM. THE SHOP OWNER WHO LOOKED LIKE MARADONA WAS FUCKED.
ANYWAYS I LOVED THIS LITTLE DUCK SO SO SO MUCH! I TOOK HIM EVERYWERE WITH ME. HE WOULD CURL UP IN A BALL INSIDE MY LEATHER JACKET POCKET AND SLEEP. HE ACTUAKLLY THOUGHT I WAS HIS MUMMA. I WOULD HAND FEED HIM LITTLE PIECES OF TOMATO AND SHOPED UP CORN KERNELS. HE EVEN LOVED COMING TO THE BEACH. ILL NEVER FORGET WHEN HE WOULD FOLLOW US. WE WOULD PUT HIM ON THE GROUND, AND WALK AT NORMAL WALKING PACE. HE WOULD PUT ALL IS BODY FORWARD ON A 45 DEGREE ANGLE AND RUUUUUUUUUN SO FASSST. U COULDNT SEE HIS LITTLE LEGS THEY WERE MOVING SO FAST. AND SINGING WEEEP WEEEP EEEP EEEEP EEEPP EPPPP EPPPP. THE DOWNSIDE WAS THAT HE USE TO SHIT EVERYWERE. BUT ON THE OTHER HAND THEY WERE TINY. I THINK THEY ARE A LOT BETTER PET THEN A DOG. I HIGHLY RECOMED GETTING ONE!
THE DOWNSIDE TO THIS STORY IS I GAVE HIM TO REES ON HIS BIRTHDAY. REES WAS IN LOVE WITH THE LITTLE GUY INSTANTLY. TOOK HIM HOME AND MADE HIM A LITTE HOUSE. WE CELEBRATED REES MANGS BIRTHDAY HEAVILY THAT NIGHT AS THERE WAS FREE JAGER RED BULLS AT A GIG WE WENT TO. WHEN REES WOKE UP THE NEXT DAY BLACKOUT AND HAZED POOR LITTLE HILLICHIPIRONI WAS DEAD UNDERNETAH HIM! REES SAID "THE DUCK CLEARLY COMMITED SUICIDE" WHEN REES GOT HOME THE DUCKY WAS ASLEEP IN HIS BEANIE, IN HIS CARBOARD BOX HOUSE. DURING THE NIGHT HE MUST HAVE CLIMBED INO REES MANGS BED FOR A SNUGGLE AND GOT BROKE OFF!!! ):

R.I.P HILLICHIPIRONI