CRASH COURSE FOR CLEANING THE TOILET. BERLIN

WE FOUND THIS NOTE ON MAISES BATHROOM DOOR THE MORNING AFTER WE HAD AN OVERLOAD OF CHILLI CON CARNE AT OUR HOMIE NIELS. THANKS FOR THE AMAZING DINNER MAN. UNFORTUNATELY MAISES FLAT MATES DIDNT FEEL THE SAME. THE FOLLOWING WE WENT AND SKATED THIS HOT SPOT. CANT BELIEVE THAT THIS IS SITTING IN THE MIDDLE OF A PARK IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE!!! THE COBBLE STONES JUST BEFORE THE RAMP BEGINS MAKES IT A LITTLE MORE DIFFICULT TO SKATE. I THINK EVERYONE FILMED TRICK SO OUR SPIRITS WERE HIGH. WHEN WE ARRIVED BACK AT THE BENCH SPOT TO HOOK UP WITH NEILS AND MAIS, WE PRESSURED A DRUNKEN MAIS INTO TRYING A 'FIRST TRY FRIDAY' SMITH ON THE BEST. HE WENT FOR IT AT TOP TOP TOP SPEED AND ATE SHIT SO SO SO HARD!!! HE FLEW THROUGH THE AIR LIKE A PANCAKE AND SPLATTERED LIKE AN EGG. WE WERE ALL IN HYSTERICS SPILLING OUR BEERS AND ROLLING ON THE GROUND WITH LAUGHTER. BEFORE WE COULD STOP MAIS WAS CHARGING IT AGAIN AND BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! ONCE AGAIN HE SLAMMED. BUT THIS TIME HE SLAMMED EVEN HARDER. I ACTUALLY BEGAN TO CHOKE I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD WHEN OFCOURSE ONCE AGAIN MAIS LINED UP THE BENCH. BLLLLLLLAAAH BLLAAAAH, PRROOOO PRAAAAAHH BAAAAAAM! AGAIN HE ATE ABSOLUTE SHIT . . . THANK GOD THE NEXT TRY HE MADE IT LIKE A BOSS OTHERWISE WE MAY HAVE DIED OF LAUGHTER.