SO WE ARRIVED THERE ON A SUNDAY NIGHT. THE PLAN WAS TO SLEEP ON A MOUNTIAN. BUT WE STUMBLED ACROSS A MINI MOUNTIAN WITH ONE OF THE FUNNEST PARKS INT HE WORLD ON IT, LA KANTERA. MATTY WAS SOOOO EXCITED AND WIZZZZED AROUND THE PARK FOR AWHILE! AS THE REST OF US RAN AROUND LIKE LITTLE KIDS SUSSING OUT EWVERY LINE! MATTY AND I SET OUR TENT UP IN THE POOL AND SLEPT IN THERE! LUCKY REES AND YANCY HAD THE CAR FOR THE NIGHT.
MATTY AND I WERE WOPKEN UP BY COUNCIL WORKERS CLEANING AROUND THE BOWL REAL EARLY IN THE MORNING! SO EXCITED WE COULDNT GET BACK TO SLEEEP. WE ROSE, HAD A STREET DOG SHOWER UNDER A TAP AND SHREDDDDDED! IT WAS SO MUCH FUN! REES AND YANCE STILL COMOTOZED! THE ZOMBIES ROSE 2-3 HOURS LATER. WE ALL BOMBED A SWIM AND REEES FELL IN LOVE WITH A 75 YEAR OLD WOMAN SUN BATHING!
WE HAD A SUPER RAD SKATE! THERE WAS A LITTLE OLD MAN FIXING CRACKS IN THE PARK. WE ENDED UP SPEAKING TO HIM AND IT ENDED UP THAT HE WAS THE GUY WHO DESIGNED MARSIELLE SKATEPARK! INSANE! HE EVEN HOOKED US UP WITH A BUNCH OF WEEED. AND THE YANCE MAN WAS IN HEAVEN!!
AFTER A SUPER FUN SESSION WE STAKCED SOME FOOD AND WENT TO ANOTHER PARK LEIOA! IT WAS SO SO SO FUCKING GOOD! ONE OF THE BEST PARKS I HAVE BEEN TOO! EVERYONE WAS SHREDDING! HAVING THE TIME OF OUR LIVES! YANCY WAS SHAVING THE COPING OF THE BIG POOL WITH SLASH GRINDS AS MILFS SAT INSIDE THE BOWL APLAUDING HIM! HAHAH
THE OLD BRAH WHO HOOKED US THE WEED ORDERED US TO GO TOTHE MOUNTAIN FOR SUNSET! AND IT WAS WORTH EVERY PENNY! WE RAGED INTO THE NIGHT. REES FILLED US IN ABOUT THE ADVENTURES OF A DOGGER.
DOGGING: COUPLES GO OUT TO THE WOODS OR A SECLUDED CAR PARK AND START HAVING SEX. WHILE THE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE IS TAKING PLACE 1 OR MORE MEN SURROUND THE CAR AND MASTURBATE OVER IT, AND SOMETIMES ARE EVEN INVITED IN.....SO WE WERE REALLY SCARED OF DOGGERS COMING UPTO THE CAR WHILE WE WERE SLEEPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BIG UPS TO 4 HOUR FIRE STARTER FIRES AND ENDLESS GAMES OF WINDY SHIT HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!
1 comment:
yeeeeaaah man...
keep the stories coming!
cheers
Post a Comment