Wednesday, January 21, 2009

THE LAND OF BALLINA SCOTTY ! ! !

I MET SCOTTY ON A WEDNESDAY NIGHT AND WE PLAYED IN A POKER TAUNAMENT IN A SLATY FISHERMANS CLUB! IT WAS SO RAD...I MADE THE TOP TABLE BUT GOT SCHOOLED! I FOUND A SKETCHY ASS FULLPIPE BEHIND THE CLUB WICH WE DECIDED WE WOULD SCOPE THE FOLLOWING DAY. WHEN LEAVING THE CLUN WE SPOTTED A CAIN TOAD. WICH IS A PEST IN AUSTRALIA. SO WE SCHOOLED THE HELL OUT OF IT!!!
NOT WANTING A COUPLE HUNDRED DOLLAR FINE AFTER BEING CAUGHT A FEW NIGHTS EARLIER FOR CAMPING IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. WE FOUND A DOPE SPOT IN BETWEEN BYRON BAY AND BALLINA AND I GOT ALL UP HIDDEN IN THOSE BUSHES! WE WON!
SOMHOW I GOT SCOTTY OUT OF BED AT 8 IN THE MORNING! WE HAD A FUN SKATE AT THE PARK LAUGHED ENDLESSLY AT GROMMIES JUMPING OF THE BRIDGE! ESPECIALLY THE FAT KID WHOE FELL BACKWARDS WEN CLIMBING UP AND FELL OVER COS HIS CHIUBBY ASS LITTLE LEGS COULDNT HOLD HIS BODY WIEGHT! HAHAAAH.
WHEN WE WENT TO HAVE A BBQ WE NOTICED AN OLD BRAH CHILLIN READING A PORNO HE WAS MORE THEN PSYCHED TO SHOW IT OFF. BUT HIS WIFE WASNT AS ENTHUSIASTIC!!!
WE THEN BOMBED ON OUT TO THE FULLPIPE. IT HAD HOLES IN IT AND WAS MEGA SKETCHY. SCOTTY GOT ALL UP IN THAT BITCH 10 OCLOCK! UNFORTUNATLY WHILE TRYING TO TAKE A COUPLE COOL SHOTS LATER SCOTTY BROKE HIMSELF THE FUCK OFF AND JACKED HIS WRIST UP REAL BAD! I HOPE YOUR WELL NOW MATE!
ON THE WAY HOME WE STOPPED AT A SECRET WATERHOLE! IT WAS FUCKING AMAZING! ! ! ! !


































1 comment:

ra. said...

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here ra. from madrid!

thats my blog crazytroyan!

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