WHEN HE ARRIVED I WAS SICK IN BED HALF DEAD. THE CAUSE; A DRUNKEN KEBAB FEAST THAT WENT WRONG. I WOKE UP DURING THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT (WHICH WAS THE FIRST NIGHT WE SLEPT IN OUR NEW APARTMENT) AND PROJECTILE VOMITED OFF THE END OF THE BED CARPETING THE FRESH POLISHED WOODEN FLOORBOARDS . . . I DRAGGED MY TIRED BODY BACK TO MY OLD APARTMENT WERE I CHILLED IN BED ALL DAY. NIGHT HIT AND MARY INSISTED ON CALLING A DOCTOR ETC ETC ETC. 15 MINS LATER THERE WAS A BUZ ON THE FRONT DOOR. THE DOCTOR? NO, NONE OTHER THEN REES THE PIECE! BEST SURPRISE FOR MY WEARY CONFUSED MIND. I WASNT SHORE IF I WAS HAVING A WEIRD DREAM OR IF THIS WAS REALITY. MIND OVER MATTER, I FORGOT I WAS ILL AND WE WENT OUT FOR A CLASSIC INDIAN DINNER. THANKS FOR THE SURPRISE GUYS.
THE FOLLOWING DAY MARY WANTED TO MAKE A PAELLA TO CELEBRATE REES MANS RETURN. IT WAS ALSO A GREAT DISGUISE FOR AIDAS SURPRISE PARTY. WE BUSTED AN ICE CREAM CAKE OUT AT 12:01 AND SUNG HAPPY BIRTHDAY. I GAVE HER AN ONION MAN FOR HER BIRTHDAY. THE GREATEST INDOOR PLANT IN THE WORLD ! ! ! DOESNT NEED ANY ATTENTION, LEAVE IT AND WATCH IT GROW IN DAYS ! ! !
WELL ON AN ENDER GREAT TO HAVE U BACK 'RIIIIZ' LOOKING FORWARD TO SOME WILD ADVENTURES ! ! !
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