JACK ´BLACK OUT´ BOY

BARCELONA IS STRAIGHT UP RAGE!!! THE FIRST BATCH OF PHOTOS WAS FROM A MONDAY NIGHT! ALL WEEKEND THEY WERE CELEBRATING WHO KNOWS WHAT!!! THERE WAS A MSSIVE STREET FIESTA! PEOPLE WERE RAGING MARCHING AND PARADING!!! IT WAS RAD! PEOPLE OF ALL AGERS! 12 O´CLOCK ON A MONDAY NIGHT AND THERE WAS 5 YEAR OLD KIDS DRESSED AS PIRATES MARCHING! 65 YEAR OLD MEN CHILLIN SMOKING CIGARS!!! EVEN SATAN MADE AN APEARANCE!
ON THE WAY TO THE BAR WE WERE SQUEEZING OUR WAY THROUGH THE PARADE! AND WE CAME ACROSS THESE GIRLS ON A BALCONY! ALL THE MEN WERE CHANTING LIKE WILD MONKEYS!!!!! THERE WAS A 4 MAN BAND WHO STARTED JAMMING AWAY!!! THE GIRL THROUGH HER BODY AROUND LIKE CRAZY!!! SHE LIFTED UP HER SKSIRT AND PRESENTED THE HUNGRY MEN HER LADY HUMPS!!!! EVERYONE WAS CHANTING AND SCREAMING LIKE CRAAAAZZZZZYYY!!! AHHHA AND SHE RUBBED HER ASS ALL UP AND DOWN THE BALCONY WINDOW!!! IT WAS MADNESS!!!!
MYSELF, JACK ´BLACKOUT´ BOY AND STEAK HEADED TO MANOLOS SKATE BAR! ON THE WAY WE SPOTTED A LEGLESS MAN ASLEEP ON A BENCH GRASPING HIS WHEEL CHAIR! JACK BOY BEING A BAD CUNT WANTED TO SHOOT A PHOTO OF HIM!!! AND I HAD TO TAKE ONE OF THE JACKBOY LEAP OF FAITH SHOT!!!! A MUSLIM MAN SPOTTED US DOING THIS AND FELL TO THE GROUND INTO PRAYER! IT WAS GNARLY!!!!
JACKBOY HAD STOLE A 1 LITER BOTTLE OF BACARDI RUM FROM WORK!! WE DRENCHED OUR MOUTHS WITH ITS GOODNESS!!! JACK ´BLACKOUT´ BOY STARTED TO REVEAL HIMSELF!!! HE SCREAMED AND JUMPED AROUND!!!! HE KICKED A CAB AND HIS FOOT GOT RAN OVER!!! HE WAS NOT HOME!!!!! HE DISPEARED FOR A LONG WHILE!!! WE FOUND HIM AT THE ENTRANCE TO FELINI NIGHTCLUBS NASTY MONDAYS!! WHEN WE GOT INSIDE HE EXPLODED!!!!!! PICKING A FIGHT WITH SOME DUDE!! BEGGING HIM TO PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE, POINTING OUT THE SPOT! JACK ´BLCK OUT´ BOY THEN THROUGHB HIS BODY AROUND LIKE A RAGDOLL!!! SPENDING MORE TIME ON THE GROUND GETTING TRAMPLED ON THEN ON HIS FEET!!!!! POPLE WERE DEFINATLY NOT A FAN! I QUICKLY CONFISCATED HIS CAMERA!!! AND CONTINUED TO WATCH THE BOY DO HIS THING!!!!! HE GOT BELTED TO THE GROUND BY SOMEONE!!! I WENT IN TO HELP HIM UP WITH MOGGINS BUT HE WAS COMPLETLY LIMP LIKE A DEAD BODY!!!!! A BUNCH OF POEPLE CARRIED HIM OUT AND WHEN THEY SET HIM DOWN HE JUMPED TO HIS FEET AND SPRINTED BACK INTO THE MOSH PIT!!!! HAHAHAHAHAH. WITHIN 5 MINUTES LATOR HE WAS QUICKED OUT!!! ON THE WAY HOME BLACKOUT BOY DID MANY OTHER FUNNY THINGS!!!! AND AS SOON AS HE HIT THE BED HE WAS DEAD!!!
I WASNT ABLE TO SKATE MUCH THIS WEEK DUE TO HAVING FUCKING FOOD POISONING! AND A TWEAKED KNEE! SO I WENT IN SEARCH OF SOME NEW SPOTS I WAS KEEN TO FIND!!! LIKE TREASURE TO A PIRATE I SEARCHED LIKE A HUNGRY DOG!!!!!! I WAS ACOMPANIED BY MY DOG, C-LAD AND MARY JANE! WE STUMBLED ACROSS A FREE LUNCH FROM THE GOVERMNET TRYING TO WIN VOTES!! FREE PAELLA AND BEERS!!! FINALLY WE FOUND THE SPOT!!! THE FAMOUS RAIL OF THE DROP SEEN IN MANY VIDEOS! AT THE SPOT THERE WAS A MULTICULTURAL FAIR! THERE WAS PAKISTNI WOMAN DOING HANNA HAND PAINTING, MUSIC AND MY FAVOURITE FREE ARGENTINIAN TEA! AFTER MY DAILY ACOMPLISHMENT WE WENT TO THE PARK TO PLAY PING PONG!!!
ON THE WAY HOME WE LOOKED FOR SKWAT HOUSES AND OTHER RANDOM ABANDONED BUILDINGS!!! WE FOUND A RAD ONE! WE PEERED OVER THE FENCE!! AND DOGS RAN UP GOING CRAZY!!! TRYING TO SQUEEZE THERE WAY UNDER TO ATTACK US!!!! THERE WAS A BUNCH OF TENTS AND WIERD FUCKED UP HAND MADE SHANTIS!!! A GYPSY LADY RAN AT US SCREAMING!!! AND THREW A BOTTLE OVER THE FENCE AT US SO WE BAIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLED!!! KEEP IN MIND THIS WAS A GYPSY CAMP SITE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CITYYYY! CRAZY! ON THE WAY HOME WE STUMBLED ACROSS A FOOD FAIR! WE ATE HEAPS OF CHEESE AND DIFFEENT KINDS OF MEAT!!!
LATOR ON SATURDAY NIGHT WE BAILED OUT TO RAGE!!! MARSAY NEW OF A BAR WITH 1 EURO SHOTS SO WE BAILED TO THAT SPOT FOR A DRINK!!! I TOOK MY NEW VIDEO CAMERA OUT FOR A BLAST AND GOT A B UNCH OF RAD FOOTAGE!!! I DONT KNOW HOW MARY JANE CONVINCED A GUY AT THIS FANCY SANDWICH SHOP TO HOOK US UP A RAD BIG FREE SANDWICH!!! AND FREE STREET BEERS 5 MINS LATOR!!!!