¨UNOS CHOCOLATE CREPE!¨- Dan Cates

wedding weeeeeeeek! on tuesday matty steak, cates and moggins bombed us with there radical presence! we hit it to the beach first thing! moggins coped a massage from a sketchy thai woman. the boys got well salty and we caught sardines in our bare hands! that afternoon i took the lads to the mickey mouse bowl. moggins broke his face the fuck off! splitting his eye-braus resulting in 4 stitches! the don simon sangira was flwoing later and all was coooooool. the week was rage! we found dead pigeons! skated many a wierd spot! the bro with the moustache claims he has been growing it for 45 years!!!!!!!! that night we raged at manolos! one of our homeboys sasha turned up with a kitten that he stole from a crackhead!!!! hahahaha. dan named it dibbs! and was stroking it and carressing in an obsesive way!!! later on dan and matty passed out as we were skating the volcanos at 4 in the morning! we woke them up by screaming run ruuun ruuuunnnnn moggins smashed a window and the cops are coming!!!! hahaha i will never forget the look on there faces! moggins would always bomb every fuckign bank opr drop in he could lay his eyes on!!!!!! RAGE! the saturday after the wedding we went to c lads to watch the video! on the way we saw a brawl in a little bar near our house! it was hilarious! one of the dudes initiated the fight by running at the other one from 5 meters away with his arm straightened in front of his face braced in fight mode! hahahaha. we schooled some rad japenese that night! bathroom sex. and jackboys ledendary kickflips! watch teh fuck otu jackboys commmmmming uppppppppppppp!!!!