WELCOME TO TIJUANA! TEQUILA, SEXO y MARIJUANA ! ! !

MY HOMIE YANCYS PARENTS HAVE A LEGENDARY RANCH DOWN IN PUNTA CABRES, BAJA, MEXICO. THE UPCOMING BLOGS ENTAIL THE LITTLE ADVENTURES THAT UNFOLDED OVER THE 4 DAY MISSION. I WOULD LIKE TO GIVE A BIG THANKS TO YANCY, DEBRA, BILL FOR HAVING US DOWN THERE!

I SCORED A FEW PHOTOS FROM DANNY. MARYJANE IS NOW JOINING ME AS A BLOGGING PARTNER!!! A WHOLE BUNCH OF THE PHOTOS FROM THE MEXICO (ID SAY THE BETTER ONES) WERE TAKEN BY HER AS SHE HAS A BOOMING LITTLE CANNON NOW.

ITS HARD TO GET DANNY DICOLA OUT OF BED BEFORE MIDDAY. THANKFULLY HE PEELED HIS BODY OUT OF BED EARLY ON THE FRIDAY MORNING AND PICKED OUR ASSES UP. THE VAN WAS OVERFLOWING WITH SKATEBOARDS, SURFBOARDS, FOOD, WATER, BAGS AND WE WERE READY TO GO! AFTER A QUICK PITT-STOP AT DUTY FREE WE HIT BORDER TRAFFIC, WHICH IS USUALLY FAR DRIVING INTO MEXICO. BUT IT BEING JULY 4TH HOLIDAY WEEKEND WHAT DID WE EXPECT!

I TELL YOU WHAT, WHEN U CROSS THAT BORDER FROM CRYSTAL CLEAN, PERFECT PEARLY TEETHED AMERICA YOU SHORE KNOW THAT YOUR IN MEXICO! CHILDREN RUNNING IN BETWEEN TRAFFIC TRYING TO MAKE A DOLLAR BY CLEANING WINDOWS, JUGGLING, SELLING CHURROS. TRASH FIRES. RUN DOWN BUILDINGS. ABANDONED CARS. STREET DOGS. DRUGS. PROSTITUTION. TIJUANAS CONTRAST TO NEAR BY NEIGHBORING AMERICA IS LIKE A CRACKING FACE SLAP! BY THE WAY I SWEAR TO GOD THAT WAS GRESELDA BLANCO (BIGGEST EVERER IMPORTER OF COCAINE INTO AMERICA, CHECK COCAINE COWBOYS) THE QUEEN OF COCAINE CRUZING THROUGH T.J.

WE POWERED DOWN THE HIGHWAY AND STOPPED OF FOR A BIG LUNCH. THE SPOT WAS AMAZING OVERLOOKING THE OCEAN. THROUGH ENSENADA AND IT WAS OF THROUGH THE MOUNTAINS TO PUNTA CABRES!!! AHEAD WAS BREATHTAKING VIEWS AND A WHOLE LOTTA GOOD TIMES!!!